These minutes were taken during a meeting that was so long, it made the attendees question their life choices. It's like the meeting had become a never-ending, soul-sucking vortex.
The meeting was called by our fearless leader, who shall remain unnamed, because let's be real, we all know who it is. They stood at the front of the room, a vision in their brightly colored, yet tastefully patterned suit, ready to unleash their inner dictator.
The agenda for the day consisted of 37 items, each one more exciting than the last, or so we were told. Item 17 was a particularly thrilling discussion on the importance of proper stapler usage, with one attendee getting visibly agitated about the correct way to staple a report.
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